Thursday 25 October 2012

I forgot my title

HOLLOW! and welcome.
Have you ever wanted to forget something? You know when you have a big fight with your wife
and you just want to forget about it.

Ingredients
(I forgot)
1. I’m really sorry I forgot the steps
except for the last step.

The last step! Drink the potion.

Hi, don’t worry about him he just drank the potion.
Oh and don’t make this because the side effects are
diarrhoea and Mr Bean stroking you.
Ingredients:
A bad memory
Whatever else you want.
(The steps are big)
Step 1.
Get your bad memory and get
enchanted diamond sword and
sing the song I swing my diamond sword. It goes like this:
Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
you can not not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was retorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds

If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
Cuz I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! 


Song by Toby. Link hereh
Step 2.
Get a glass bottle and fill it up.

Last step!
Drink the potion.
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